Jokes from the Petrol Queue

Wry jokes have always been a feature of life in Zim. When not talking about prices and who got what where at what price (the national topic), we tell each other jokes. Here are a few that the GoWayBird heard today while perching in an acacia tree near a filling station.

What does SADC stand for?

"South African Dictators Conference"

Where is the capital of Zimbabwe?

In a numbered Swiss bank account.

Send him a few more jokes if you would like to share them here!
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